GET ROASTED.
STAY ICONIC.
Upload a photo or paste a thought. Pick a roast personality. Get a funny, original burn that is made for the group chat—not for punching down.
NO CELEBRITY IMPERSONATIONS · NO HATE · JUST HEAT
TODAY'S SPECIAL
“This bio has more buzzwords than a startup pitch deck at a free espresso bar.”
ROAST. LAUGH. LEVEL UP.
THE PROCESS
Three steps to a cleaner burn.
Roastme.ai is built for playful self-roasts and low-stakes chaos. You control the tone; we keep the line between funny and harmful in view.
Bring the evidence
Drop a caption, a hot take, a room, an outfit, or a photo.
Choose your chaos
Pick an original roaster and set the heat from gentle to savage.
Share the damage
Copy your card or open your phone’s native share sheet. Your group chat is waiting.
BUILT FOR SHARING
One card. All the aftermath.
Copy the roast or use your device’s share menu. No fake direct-post promises—just a clean roast card ready to go wherever you do.
“Your apartment has the energy of a Wi‑Fi password written on a sticky note.”
READY WHEN YOU ARE